Archive for April 24th, 2009
Got information on Salvia Divinorum?
I know that my brothers in Mexico use it for visions and to diagnose patients. I would like to try it and see what my Ancestors say about it.
By: LoneRanger
How do you plan to celebrate New Year’s Eve this year? What are your traditions?
Cheers!
We’re all going to Bushman’s to party *****!! 
Thumbs up to everybody! Great ideas for bringing in the new year.
By: Mary’s what???
Mike is dead?
“Woah, what the hell happened to him?”
“Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.”
“What a horrible way to die!”
“No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.”
“What a way to go, that’s terrible!”
“No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.”
“Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!”
“No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.”
“Man, what a way to go!”
“No no, he survived that, he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him.”
“Now that is one awful way to go!”
“No no, he survived that…”
“Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?”
“I shot him!”
“You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?”
“He was wrecking my house.”
By: Hilary
Why does smoke settle so badly in my hair?
By: fireredhead
what will you do if there is no electricity, no gas and modern transportation?
modern inventions and technology…that is what was meant to be… i am just curious how well humans will be able to cope..
By: miaiskitty
Would you be comfortable if your wife/girlfriend husband/boyfriend had friends who smoked pot?
By: david a
is it worth continuing to pursue a job in graphic art if im 2 years out of school and still havent got a job?
80 percent of the design jobs i see (entry level jobs) are asking for 2 and 3 years of experience. its almost as if there’s no such thing as a true entry level graphic design job
am i doing something wrong? is my portfolio not up to par? am i just not good enough for the industry? do i need to network?
how much of this has to do with over saturation of designers?
i send out at least a couple of applications a day.
im not expecting to be a hotshot designer with a downtown loft and a porsche right outta college. im looking to work my way up like anybody else. im looking for something entry level. hell even an internship, working at a print shop Anything.
not knowing is whats killing me more than anything. im p
any design professionals out there have any tips or stories of how you got your first jobs? similar experience?
any fellow designers/art directors or anybody in a position to hire graphic designers contact me and i will send you a link to my portfolio so you can give me an honest critique. i rather not pot it publicly for obvious reasons
By: Noodlez
how do i get the smell out of the hot pot?
thanks
i’m in college so there isn’t a dishwasher, and i’ve tried washing it by hand…
thanks for your suggestions…i’m still looking for another way to get the smell out-maybe another kind of cleaning product?
would boiling water in it help?
By: daniela_bella
What is a good way to lose fat but also gain muscle?
By: gmj10003c
Is this man cheap or mentally ill?
People should eat leftovers at home only. Don’t serve them to other people at a gathering. Opinions? Suggestions?
To Sandra M: I know what you are saying. But, it is not practicing good Christianity to be thoughtless and poison people either. People have gotten sick because they were new and didn’t know his ways. He can get food at the 99 cents store if he is poor.
He is not a guest. He is the one hosting the potlucks and leading the sermons.
By: LVgirl