What’s the longest you’ve ever sat on the pot and why?
December 11th, 2009 Posted by: admin
I’m talking commode, toilet, not marijuana folks… (Or PEEPS, or what-ever..) How long has your **** been on the seat…?
We’re talkin’ serious “Toilet polio” here…..
By: Reenie: Mom of Marine
We’re talkin’ serious “Toilet polio” here…..
By: Reenie: Mom of Marine
December 13th, 2009 at 18:02
20 minutes
..i was reading …TIME…
December 14th, 2009 at 14:47
a while i tend to sleep there alot.
December 17th, 2009 at 09:01
i aint tellin’
December 18th, 2009 at 05:43
2 hours on a saturday night. I was seriously trying to make it to SNL, but I couldn’t go and missed it. That hasn’t happened since, thank goodness.
December 20th, 2009 at 00:25
LOL maybe an hour cuz i was reading something good….
December 22nd, 2009 at 17:01
I’m guessing here because I don’t normally time myself but it was a looooooong time, maybe an hour because I started reading a book and “forgot” what I was doing.
December 24th, 2009 at 23:00
about thirty minutes or more…my stomach really aches because i have loose bowel movement…gosh it just keep spurting off my ****…it was so horrible! but after i took a tablet for it, i felt ok
December 28th, 2009 at 02:24
8 hours, at a friends house I fell asleep, and since my pants were down, no one wanted to go in and wake me up.
Kinda embarrassing, but we’re all good friends, so it was cool.
December 29th, 2009 at 20:54
i was thinking…hmmm can i get a phone line in their for my computer? OUCH
January 1st, 2010 at 14:11
1hr-1hr 1/2
Upset stomach.
January 5th, 2010 at 01:44
Poop questions are almost always funny.
To answer your question though, I’d say twenty-minutes, but I don’t want to say why. Yaaaaaaaacccckkkk!!!!
January 7th, 2010 at 01:30
Fell asleep
January 10th, 2010 at 00:13
well… i’ll be completely honest.
i kinda had “explosive” diarhea at 4 in the morning when i was 12.
yuckers, bad memories. i was probably on the toilet for an hour or 2.
January 12th, 2010 at 07:56
I don’t know but it was because I was doing my homework.!
January 13th, 2010 at 14:47
1 hr severe constipation
January 14th, 2010 at 03:38
2 years i was that lady on the news
January 16th, 2010 at 13:51
no more than 30/40 minutes.. i think.. sometimes its hard to push everything out..
January 20th, 2010 at 01:30
You won’t believe me. So why bother.
…
Oh… heck! Might as well.
I decided to call the president of the United States of America. Oh, Sure. My friends warned me he’d be busy with some gal named “Monica” but GOLLY, DOLLY! I was SOOOO Bored!
So, I just wandered off to the most comfiest spot in the (then ‘Phone-reachable’) universe… which was, of course (being a college dweeb) my next-door neighbor’s john.
So, Mr. Telephone and I (and a very large copy of the D.C. Yellow Pages) had a long talk about how to do this thing. We argued…and then fought. The pages won.
So, being utterly defeated, I conducted the entire conversation with Mr. Bill - now, dig it…my hiney and legs were over the tank and my (wired) phone was held affixed to my ear - swirling listless beneath the tide.
All I remember (there may have been beer involved, here) is the voice of some dude named “dollar general” insisting that I speak in the absence of swirling water. Dang presidents!
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January 20th, 2010 at 14:49
Definitely not as long as the woman who had been on hers for 30 days and her muscles and skin had grown around the toilet seat and they had to take the toilet seat off and take it to the hospital in order to get her help!!! No, this is not a joke it is the truth!! She had some type of disorder and she trapped herself in the bathroom for 2 years and wouldn’t leave. Her boyfriend finally called for help after she was physically stuck on the toilet for over 30 days!!!! It was on the news!!!! HELP!!!!!
January 23rd, 2010 at 13:34
LOL. You must be bored.
I don’t ever spend too much time. 15-20 min max. That’s just means I’m going to be coming back soon.